14 Things That Donald Trump Has Definitely Never Ever Said

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They say a week's a long time in politics, but the last few days must seem like a lifetime for Donald Trump.

A disastrous TV debate appearance, pre-gamed by a pretty damning piece of candid footage, mean DT has had some pretty furious backpeddling to do. Seriously, think Nick Clegg quintupling student debt meets BP after a worldwide oil spill and you're only half way there.

So, we've trawled through the records*, unearthed every unaired transcript**, studied every article, interview, and YouTube clip*** to find...


The 14 things Donald Trump has definitely never said...

Josh Pappenheim - @papsby

** More lies.
*** Even more lies.

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