If you want to find proof of humanity's lack of imagination, ask anyone what their favourite colour is. Green. Blue. Red. Yellow. Orange. Blah blah blah CHANGE THE RECORD ALREADY!
But you, you're a beautiful and unique snowflake, aren't you? You don't pay any attention to society's rules. You play by your own rules. Your favourite colour is brown.
Being a brown fan can be a constant source of struggle, so we've collected 14 thoughts any brown lover has had in their rich but often lonely lifetime.
Here are 14 things you'll only know if your favourite colour is brown...