15 Bootleg Pokémon Toys That Will Make You Scream Forever Like In The Painting, "The Scream"

Banish them to the eternal fires of hell.

Pokémon merch should be a guaranteed slam dunk. It's basically a license to print money.

Obama knows it.

But some people just have to cash in on a craze and ruin it for everyone.

These people are, of course, practitioners of witchcraft who attempt to call upon Lucifer himself using Pokémon toys as a vessel for his damned soul.

And sometimes it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

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