Pokémon merch should be a guaranteed slam dunk. It's basically a license to print money.
Obama knows it.
But some people just have to cash in on a craze and ruin it for everyone.
These people are, of course, practitioners of witchcraft who attempt to call upon Lucifer himself using Pokémon toys as a vessel for his damned soul.
And sometimes it goes horribly, horribly wrong.