It is a well-known fact that our economy is fucked. Getting a job straight out of uni becomes more and more difficult, year by year. It can get to the point where you'll take literally any role, just to keep the McMuffins rollin' in on Saturday mornings (and the rent, Mum, yes, and the rent).
But it's wild out there, boys and girls. It's wild. Desperate times call for desperate measures, sure - but these real job ads prove sometimes it's best not to bother.