Drunk you has a lot to answer for. It was they that text Jamie your true feelings. It was they that spilt burger sauce down a taxi driver's seatbelts. It was they that took your collection of wonderful frozen foods and turned them into a horrible, burnt mess.
To commemorate Catherine Tate and Mathew Horne appearing on Drunk History tomorrow at 10pm, we've rounded up an array of culinary delights that drunk you should absolutely not prepare.
Catch all new Drunk History on Comedy Central, Wednesdays at 10pm!