Sal, Murr, Q and Joe off of Impractical Jokers are a funny bunch. We all know that. While their pranks are as hilarious as they are painful to watch, the stuff that comes out of their mouths makes us cry-laugh every time.
From Murr insisting he is NOT a ferret (c'mon, dude) to Sal asking to feel the inside of someone's mouth with his mouth (um, we're over here!), these are the most side-splittingly ridiculous comments from the gruesome foursome.