Brutally Honest Questions From Kids Who Give No F****

"Why do you have a butt on your front?"

Kids are 'orrible. This much is fact. They poop, pee, shout and insult you, and that's people they *like*, on a GOOD day. Worst of all, they're like Instagram in the way they have #nofilter - and their nearest and dearest fall victim to this most.

Redditors have been sharing their worst stories of the brutally honest children in their lives and honestly, it's put us off for life.

How many can you get through without renewing your contraceptive prescription?

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