But by far one of the weirdest things we tend to do must be our emotional connection to objects. And we're not talking about materialism here. We're on about that inexplicable bond we sometimes form between ourselves and a very smooth rock, or a cute keyring, for example. Or that droplet of rain that's winning the race against all the other droplets of rain racing down the window pane.
You know what we're talking about. Don't look at us like that. *That's* the bond we mean.