17 Hipster Classified Ads Guaranteed To Make You LOL

"Must have a good sense of hummus..."

Hipsters, eh? Bloody hipsters. Hummus-swilling, moustache-wearing, fixie-riding, pricing-locals-out-of-less-priviledged-areas-then-setting-up-vegan-craft-beer-cafes-without-a-sense-of-social-responsibility-and-therefore-gentrification-perpetuating bastards.

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But, hipsters are (apparently) people too, and sometimes they need shit to adorn their overpriced loft conversions. So, one Twitter user had the great idea of starting a hashtag battle, all about hipsters and their awful needs.

Here are 17 #HipsterClassifieds guaranteed to make you howl.

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