Every Christmas there's at least one bloody person who's reply to "What do you want this year?" is... "NOTHING."
Well, bluckle up and get ready, Bob, because here's a list of the shitty and weird things you're getting.
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1 of 10Warner Bros.The one with the inappropriate mistletoe buddy: Snogged your colleague at the work Christmas party and now EVERYONE is talking about you? Make them your s/o – then at least people will think it was romance and not alcohol that brought you together.
2 of 10Warner Bros.The one where your flatmates want to decorate the tree together: Everyone knows a Christmas tree decorated by more than one person always turns into a riot. Rearrange the tinsel while they’re sleeping. They’ll never notice.
3 of 10Warner Bros.The one with the last-minute Christmas shopping: Stayed too long in the pub on Christmas Eve and now everywhere is closed? The local petrol station is your friend, though maybe go less scented tree car freshener, and more (cheap) flowers and chocolate.
4 of 10Warner Bros.The one where you can’t decide what to wear on Christmas day: That’s easy: every single wearable gift you were given for Christmas, all at the same time. Better not try any lunges…
5 of 10Warner Bros.The one where you get a gift you hate: Forget trying to be polite; they should have stuck to the list. Always stick to the list.
6 of 10Warner Bros.The one where your best friend gets engaged: You got toenail clippers. She got a Tiffany engagement ring in a little blue box. Just this once, you’re allowed to snog your old boyfriend.
7 of 10Warner Bros.The one when Grandma asks you to help with Christmas dinner: Make like Joey and put the turkey on your head. She’ll never ask you again.
8 of 10Warner Bros.The one where your parents ask if you’re still single: Leave the table as soon as possible. Cry to one of your best friends about dying an old maid. End up married to them years later.
9 of 10Warner Bros.The one where someone brings you a gift and you don’t have one for them: May we recommend whipping up a sock bunny or recycling a mixed tape?
10 of 10Warner Bros.The one where you have too much Bucks Fizz: Forget the Queen’s speech, you’ve got some reflections of your own to make about the past year. Go for it; the floor is yours. Well, everyone needs something to talk about at the dinner table next year.
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