Hey, remember how we all went outside and looked at the majestic supermoon the other night?
No. No of course you don't. You know why? Because it was a disappointing pile of shit, that's why.
"Ouuuuuuu you have to see it," some arsehole on the Today Show screeched. "It only happens once every 70-odd years, it's a once in a lifetime experience."
So's dying, you strawman idiot, and I don't intend on trying that soon.
ANYWAYS, as everyone knows, the best thing about a disappointing public spectacle (or election result, celebrity death, and whatever else 2016's gonna throw in our already shit-stained faces before January 1st), it's internet reactions.
So we found 18 of our faves who managed to make the supermoon look like a mooperspoon... AKA a giant piece of shit.