19 Movies That Would Be Extremely Boring If Their Plots Were Literally Their Title

The Fifth Element - Just a 3-hour long doc about Boron.

Sometimes, just sometimes Reddit is amazing. Just recently, for example, redditor azazqadir asked "Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?" - and, as it's always the case, the internet delivered. Just see for yourselves:

1. Silent Hill - There are no bees buzzing. No brooks babbling. Just ear-ringing silence. Alternatively, just hours of Jonah Hill staring at the screen. You choose. / sharkman32

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2. The Accountant - A day in life of Ben Wyatt, pre-Pawnee. / AnirudhMenon94

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3. The Constant Gardner - “I can’t stop gardening! Help me, I’m so tired!” / Mashedfact

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4. Saw - How to use saws, for the lovers of carpentry. / Earishairy

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5. Pitch Black - Just think of the low production budget! / FatDabsIsGod

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6. Jaws - Basically just a slideshow of dental x-rays. / optimistprimate10

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7. Girl On A Train - About a 2-hours long commute on a crowded train, 40+ minutes of which is her waiting at the platform because of severe delays. / AlbaDdraig

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8. The Men Who Stare At Goats - Well, you can imagine what it would be like. Baaa-ring. / mastersword83

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9. The Never-ending Story - They’re still showing it in Berlin, it’s been 32 years now. Some of the audience members might or might not be dead at this point. / Eoiny

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10. Sixteen Candles - Just a live stream of a birthday cake. / Pokefan982144

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11. The Godfather - A jump cut edit of a guy remembering once a year to send a birthday card. For the first ten years of the godchild’s life, that is. / AltonBrownsBalls

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12. The Fifth Element - Just a 3-hour long doc about Boron. / KeeperofTerris

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13. When Harry Met Sally - “Hi, I’m Sally!” “Nice to meet you, I’m Harry.” *Roll credits*. / evilmonkey2

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14. 127 Hours - Similarly to Pitch Black, it’s just 127 hours of nothing but black screen. / zakdendy

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15. The Breakfast Club - A bunch of people meet up to eat brekkie every day. Starring Ron Swanson. / rainingnovember

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16. Girl, Interrupted - The first U.S. presidential debate, encore. / jackdaw_t_robot

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17. Schindler's List - Just some dude named Schindler reading a shopping list out loud for 20 minutes. / WowHelloHi

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18. Rush Hour - Just two and a half hours of people sitting in bad traffic on M25. / Hammerzeit7

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19. Transformers - A light pole buzzing for six hours. Hour six - the transformer explodes. Cut to credits. / TheRedgrinGrumbholdt

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