21 Unforgivable Crimes Against Humani-TEA

When you dunk your biscuit for two seconds too long :'(

If there's one thing this country loves more than complaining and queueing, it's tea. 

Even national heroes like Mary Berry have strong opinions about their brew. Heated debates about the correct way to prepare it (tea first, milk second - don't @ us) have torn friendships apart. 

But making it too strong or too weak, overfilling the cup and adding milk to Earl Grey (you hooligans) are problems at the tip of the iceberg. Here's a definitive list of crimes against humani-tea - read them carefully.

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