Disneyland is where the magic happens, right? It's where dreams come true. At least the ledgend says so. There basically isn't a happier place on Earth than Main Street, USA.
All the magic suddenly disappears the moment you step outside the Mickey Mouse-shaped gates, though. The wild, non-animated world is flooded with Disney knock-offs and shitty merch - things that are supposed to remind you of the happy times, but ultimately fail to do so. Because that's what life is, ladies and gentlemen. A badly executed fairy tale.