22 Penguin Biscuit Jokes That Are Totally Ice Cold

But might make you pen-grin all the same.

Have you ever had a Penguin biscuit? No? You dirty, rotten liar - get out! Okay, that was just a test, of course you've had a Penguin biscuit before. And if you've had a Penguin biscuit before, you'll know all about the extra special treat that comes with them.

That's right, the sometimes-brilliant-but-generally-awful jokes. To celebrate a piece of British heritage, we found some of the best and pretty much all of the worst Penguin jokes we could find. We also bought a ton of Penguins, but unfortunately we can't share those (and wouldnt if we could).

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