23 Chuck Norris facts that still blow our minds

Chuck Norris is 75 years old today. But Chuck Norris facts have been with us since the dawn of time. They may be old, but these are still pretty f*cking impressive.

[subheader]1. Sharks brag about Chuck Norris bite scars[/subheader]


[subheader]2. Chuck Norris can swim through land[/subheader]

[subheader]3. Chuck Norris once had a bet with Superman, the loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside[/subheader]

[subheader]4. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris[/subheader]

[subheader]5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door[/subheader]

[subheader]6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris[/subheader]

[subheader7. ]Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet. The bear isn’t dead; it’s just too scared to move[/subheader]

[subheader]8. Chuck Norris played Rock, Paper, Scissors with a mirror and won[/subheader]

[subheader]9. Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry[/subheader]

[subheader]10. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas[/subheader]

[subheader]11. Chuck Norris has a third fist hidden in his beard[/subheader]

[subheader]12. Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding[/subheader]

[subheader]13. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he pushes the earth down[/subheader]

[subheader]14. Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost[/subheader]

[subheader]15. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life[/subheader]

[subheader]16. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one[/subheader]

[subheader]17. Ghosts sit around fires telling Chuck Norris stories[/subheader]

[subheader]18. Chuck Norris can split and atom with a roundhouse kick[/subheader]

[subheader]19. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity… twice[/subheader]

[subheader]20. The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out[/subheader]

[subheader]21. Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder[/subheader]

[subheader]22. If you say Freedom three times into a bald eagle, Chuck Norris will appear[/subheader]

[subheader]23. Chuck Norris and Abe Lincoln once had a rap battle to determine the fate of America[/subheader]