23 Questionable Life Lessons From The Mighty Ducks

Apparently it's okay to get kids into bondage?

Come on, let's be real. Kids films exist SOLELY to teach children about morality, right?

E.T. taught kids to be kind to aliens, The Lion King taught us not to kill our brothers (no matter how sweet Pride Rock may be), and The Mighty Ducks taught us it's okay to be racist. Wait, what?

Here are 23 questionable life lessons from The Mighty Ducks.

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