"How do I look, dear?" they ask. "You look lovely, pretty as a picture," comes the reply. "Aww, aren't you sweet." They pause, unsure. "What's the matter?" A further pause. "Darling... do you think I'll be photographed in an environment that perfectly matches my clothes, both in pattern and colour?" they ask.
"Hmm. I wouldn't have thought so. I mean, what are the odds?"