"DOES THIS ARTICLE EVEN EXIST?", the more profound among you might be asking right now.
The answer is yes. Yes, it does. You're looking at it. And to celebrate its - and your - continued existence, we've rounded up the best examples of people trying and failing spectacularly to be deep. And that sentence is a time paradox. THINK ABOUT IT. No? Okay. Fine. Just look at the funny pictures.