The world of South Park is an unreachable dream, a place we love but will never enter.
That is, for those of us who are too lazy to take matters into our own hands and BUILD OUR OWN SOUTH PARK MAGICAL LAND.
These people were not lazy, my friends, oh no. They were entrepreneurs, explorers, inventors of a new way of life. They made themselves Cartman, Mr Hanky, Satan, because no one else was going to do it for them.
And let's just say that some were more successful than others.