Today brings us Sports Relief, an amazing cause that encourages us to celebrate sport and all that comes with it. Pie and mash at football games, for example. Dressing up and waiting at the finish line to watch Sally from accounts finish her fourth London marathon in four years. The unadulterated joy that is boozing at Rubgy Sevens. Videos like this:
All this we can get behind. All this we can support. But doing actual sport, that involves... actually moving? We'll leave that to the professionals - looking at this lot, even they find it a struggle.