24 People Who Just Happened To Find A Dildo

Where are all these dildos coming from?

Okay, who's leaving all these dildos around? Come on, own up.

We're serious. There are dildos absolutely everywhere. On our streets, in our gardens, behind our sofas, hiding in the bushes, buried in the dirt - everywhere! We're in danger of facing an epidemic here. We really have to do something about all these dildos.

What, you don't believe us? Just take a look at the evidence.

1. So that's why Mum came back that one night with a shovel

2. "What do we do now?" "...you hungry?"

3. The AA were taking too long

4. *quick look around* Did... did someone forget something?

5. You mighta wrapped it

6. Don't tell HR. We've already had that meeting three times this quarter

7. Don't disturb it, it's probably hibernating

8. Imagine the damage it could have done to the rotor blades. Carnage

9. One man's trash...

10. Back in our day you got swings and a slide in a playground. Now...

11. Must have rolled off the pillow

12. Do you still have to do that awkward hello if the other hiker is a dildo?

13. I name this vessel the SS Rammatron

14. "They said they'd bring my Big Mac out to me, but that was like 15 minutes ago"

15. Someone really didn't like their Christmas present this year

16. "Hello, Rentokil? Yeah, they're back"

17. Decorations don't have to be expensive to be pretty

18. Ricky's mum looks a bit sheepish. Not half as sheepish as Ricky's dad, mind

19. These Black Friday deals are getting worse every year

20. Nothing like feeling the touch of sand between your rubber-moulded veins

21. Petition to make Starbucks offer dildo recycling facilities

22. Have I got a special delivery for you...

23. If you can think of a better place to hide your dildo at work, I'm all ears

24. Fetch took an unexpected turn

So what do you do with all those dildos? You build a dildo throne, of course. Yep, that's a thing someone did.

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