People say that video games are dangerous. People say that video games create a detachment from reality. To quote Peep Show's Super Hans, "people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people". You. Can't. Trust. People.
But what you can trust is that every single one of these 28 classic video game quotes can be applied to every eventuality in your daily life, and won't turn you into a psychopath. Seriously, it's time to level up.