29 Pictures That Prove That Nail Art Is A Dirty, Horrible Lie

Anyone who can water marble their nails has clearly sold their soul to the devil.

There is no such thing as nail art.

There are 'Beautifully Manicured Nails Clearly Painted By Tiny Devils That You Sold Your Soul To' and then there are 'Nail Fails'. 

You, my friend, are the Prime Minister of the latter camp. How do we know? Because you are about to make a deep 'oughhffnmm' of recognition as you flick through these 29 hilarious nail fails. 

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