32 Truly Horrific Movie, TV and Gaming Merch Knock Offs

As seen at a car boot sale near you...

For anyone out there living in a late capitalist society while raising their already doomed offspring will know, kids love toys and merch. If you're not being forced to grab the latest Frozen ice tray, you're clawing another parent's eyes out for the last Turboman doll. But what happens when you're a little more strapped for cash than you'd like to be (all of us for the next ten years - DAMN YOU BREXIT) but the kids gotta have their trinkets?

Obviously, you check out the knock off stalls... Here are 32 of the most horrifying bootleg products you can (but definitely won't want to) get your hands on!

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