The last couple of weeks has been enough to make anyone want to jet off into the sunset. What do we do when we want to escape reality? We fly.
We inhale strangers' fart gas and foot odour inside sealed metal boxes travelling at intensely high speed, kept alive by weak tea and sawdust stuffed inside sausage casing.
Can't afford a holiday to escape it all? Allow us to remind you you're better off staying put.