Some occasions are more difficult to buy greeting cards for than others. It's just so hard to find the right words.
Luckily, the champions over at Never Stay Dead have got you covered with a range of cards that may or may not (read: definitely will) cause offence.
We've never seen friendly animals this savage before. In fact, we kind of want to be alone with our tears for a while.
You'll know what we mean when you check out some of the best ones below.