Ah, Christmas; the sound of fairy lights being untangled across the land, mulled wine brewing and families gathering around the fire together. The bustle of Christmas shopping, extra helpings of brandy butter and placing that star on top of the tree.
And the Christmas jumpers with pictures of Santa defecating on presents. Wait - is that not an essential part of your Christmas?
If your festive jumpers have things like well-knitted robins and Christmas puddings on them, you haven't lived. Here are the masterpieces you've been missing out on.