48 Reasons Why America Is The Best Place On Earth

God bless America!

[subheader]Because burgers[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Beyonce[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this guy[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Miley[/subheader]

[subheader]Because doughnuts[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Hulk Hogan[/subheader]

[subheader]Because The Boss[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Rocky[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this mascot[/subheader]

[subheader]Because hot dogs[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this fan[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this slam dunk[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Arnie[/subheader]

[subheader]Because bacon[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Vegas[/subheader]

[subheader]Because NASCAR[/subheader]

[subheader]Because The Rock[/subheader]

[subheader]Because THIS slam dunk[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Chuck Norris[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this motorbike[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Hot Wheels[/subheader]

[subheader]Because baseball[/subheader]

[subheader]Because cheerleading[/subheader]

[subheader]Because hedge trimmers[/subheader]

[subheader]Because monster trucks[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Jackass[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this moment[/subheader]

[subheader]Because fireworks[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Halloween[/subheader]

[subheader]Because guns[/subheader]

[subheader]Because hand guns[/subheader]

[subheader]Because machine guns[/subheader]

[subheader]Because uzis[/subheader]

[subheader]Because TWO guns[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Kenny Fucking Powers[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Pabst Blue Ribbon[/subheader]

[subheader]Because this car[/subheader]

[subheader]Because wrestling[/subheader]

[subheader]Because Hollywood[/subheader]

[subheader]Because the White House[/subheader]

[subheader]Because[/subheader]

[subheader]Fucking[/subheader]

[subheader]FUCK[/subheader]

[subheader]YEAH[/subheader]

[subheader]AMERICA!!![/subheader]