Denise Richards absolutely loves petrol, as this picture shows.
Jay is never more relaxed than when he is getting petrol. Look how happy he is.
Natalie Portman loves petrol so much she should change her name to Natalie Petrolwoman.
Why the disguise Jake? We all know how much you love petrol.
In the wrong hands, petrol can be a lethal weapon. Luckily Mel Gibson knows how to use it responsibly.
Apparently she used to present that Celebrities Love Islands show, but if we've learnt anything today it's that celebrities love petrol way more than they love islands.
Really though, celebrities are just like us. Except they love petrol even more.
Sean Penn won an Oscar for Milk, but actually that's only his second favourite liquid. After petrol.
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Well you can't slay vampires on an empty tank can you? They'd laugh in your face they would.
Matt Damon was Bourne. To love petrol.
"Fraud detection? Yes, I did just buy $120,000 worth of petrol. Do you have a problem with that?"
LESS POSING MORE PETROL CAMPBELL.
That song 'I Try' was actually about trying to get petrol. When she tried to walk away and stumbled it was because she tripped over the pump.
The hardest thing about being in The Hunger Games is not that there's no food. It's that there's no petrol.
Reese is only looking stressed because she hasn't got her daily fix of petrol yet.
This is how she looks after filling up a couple of times.
Wow, Reese Witherspoon really loves petrol.
OH MY GOD REESE YOU HAVE ENOUGH PETROL.
Every picture tells a story. This one tells the story of Shia LeBeouf getting some petrol for his car. The end.
Everyone says Blair invaded Iraq for the oil. But why would she do that when she could just go to the petrol station?
He might look pretty cool with a whisky in his hands, but how does Jon Hamm look when he's getting petrol? Even cooler. Obviously.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt's real name is Jennifer Love Petrol. Those were also the first three words she ever spoke.
Ben Affleck is going to need loads of petrol now he's running a Batmobile. That shit probably takes premium unleaded.
Charlize Theron's hardest ever acting gig was trying to get into the character of a serial killer in Monster, as at no point in the film did Aileen Wuornos go out to get petrol - which is Charlize Theron's favourite pastime.
What is this? The forecourt? Or the Thor-court? Am I right?
This is how Liv Tyler prepared for her role in the 3-and-a-half-hour epic Lord of the Ring Road.
Everyone says that Blair should stay out of public life altogether and stop using the Middle East as a personal speaking circuit to make millions. But jeez, all she's doing is getting some petrol. Relax everyone.
She may have been in Scary Movie, but if you asked Anna Faris to name a scary movie, it would be a film of somebody saying "Sorry Ms Faris, we're out of petrol." That's how much she loves petrol.
Scary Movie 2: Still Out (Of Petrol).
Omg, Maya is so stupid she doesn't even know how to use the petrol squirter thing.
Avril Lavigne knows how to do it. Look, she even runs a training class for underprivileged kids with no previous experience at squirting petrol into things.
SORRY GARY IS THE PETROL BORING YOU OR SOMETHING? Typical jaded Hollywood star.
Hahahahahahahaha. That's more like it Renee. Classic petrol bantz.
Oh-oh - shit just got royal. See that Gary? Pippa doesn't think she's too good for petrol, and she's Brian May's cousin or something.
Rachel is such an experienced petrol-getter she's brought wellies in case of splashback.
A Good Day to Die Hard? Or a Good Day to Get Petrol? This proves that Rumer Willis takes after her dad. As he also loves petrol.
For glamorous celebs like Kim K, petrol is the ultimate fashion accessory.
See, she never poses without it. Apparently her husband is even starting his own petrol brand called Water 2.0.
Wow, Kim Kardashian loves petrol almost as much as Reese Witherspoon.
Remember when Sienna Miller broke up with Jude Law? Now the only law she hates more than him is the one that restricts personal purchases of petrol to 400 gallons a day.
Who is Tori Spelling you might say? Actually the question is What is Tori Spelling? And the answer is petrol. P-E-T-R-O-L.
"Hey guys, make sure you get me getting the petrol. I want to have it framed to remind me of how much I love petrol. Not that I'd ever forget!"
Need some petrol mate? Don't worry, Tulisa knows someone who knows someone who can sort you out with some pretty sweet unleaded.
Hey Emily, how about a little concentration? This isn't a game. This is petrol.
Pull your trousers up Brown. This is a petrol station not a public toilet.
No Jessica, you don't just poke it through the window until the car is full. It goes in the glovebox or something.
Now there's a lady who really loves petrol.
Not sure who this is, but she seems to like petrol, so she's fine by us.
What is she filling up her Uncle Fiesta or something? You know, because she was in the Addams Family.
Yeah, being mates with Spider-man is all very well, but your car doesn't run on web does it? That's why petrol is actually a girl's best friend.
Finally getting some help. It's not easy this petrol business.
Even she doesn't really know what's going on.
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Hey! You're not a celebrity! Get out of the special celebrity petrol station where all these pictures are from!
See, finally someone who knows what she's doing. Nothing like keeping two hands on the petrol squirter to stop it slipping out of the little porthole thing.
Hey Christensen, stop stinking up our awesome petrol article with your shit acting. We all know that petrol station was added in post, you're not fooling anyone.
You might not think so to look at her, but Amy Adams loves petrol just as much as the next woman.
Scratch that! The next woman is Ashley Tisdale, and she REALLY loves petrol.
She looks like she doesn't even know what petrol is! It's a sort of burny liquid that makes wheels go round you idiot.
He's mad that Walliams. He once came up with a character whose catchprase was "more petrol please", which he based on himself.
HEY SARAH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PETROL NOT SNACKS
Freddie Flintoff loves getting petrol so much that that's his job now. Fill her up Freddie!