7 Things We Learned From Matthew Perry's West End Play

He is not 'blah', he is a hoot.

Ever since Matthew Perry announced he was moving to London, baby, we've felt mixed emotions. LOVE, mostly.

L - longing to spot him on the bus

O - openly crying in public every time we remember he couldn't make the Friends reunion

V - very real feelings of nostalgia 

E(eeeeeeeeeeee) - EXTREME HAPPINESS AT THE FACT WE COULD SEE ACTUAL REAL LIVE CHANDLER.

He's swapped L.A for London to direct and star in 'The End Of Longing', a tragi-comedy about an alcoholic falling in love with a prostitute (!), and we couldn't resist popping down. There were highs, there were lows - but it was kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck-fantastic. Here's why:

He's Chandler. Actual Chandler

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We defy anyone who's engaged with pop culture in the last twenty years not to feel a bit giddy coming face to face with living, breathing (Miss) Chanandler Bong. 

Except he's not actually Chandler at all

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Matthew Perry plays Jack, an unapologetic, raging alcoholic who can't get a grip on life without a bottle (or two) in his hand. When he takes home a high class prostitute, the storyline develops WAY further than a duck ingesting a wedding ring. 

There are poignant hints at Perry's personal life 

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The Friends star has bravely spoken out about alcohol dependency during his time on the show - and his raw, emotional performance can't help but highlight his experiences (and make you cry your eyes out. Twice).

He's hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love

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Jack's an extreme character, but there's a little bit of him in all of us - vulnerable, scared and looking for that special someone to spend his life with, even if he doesn't realise that yet.

He's absolutely hilarious

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Monica's 'breezy' answering machine message has NOTHING on Jack's boozy blast during one heated scene - easily the best in the entire play.

He busts out THIS move

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Yep, at one point, there's dancing on a table. It does not end well.

He'll melt your stone-cold heart

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Remember when Chandler toned down the funny, got on his knees, told Monica that she made him happier than he ever thought he could be, and you were a blubbering wreck for a week? Prepare for that IRL, and then some. At one point, Perry says, "I guess I suffer from terminal uniqueness", and he's not wrong for a second.