Is Miley Cyrus's Satanic Plan To Destroy Society Reaching Its Horrifying Peak?

Miley Cyrus has once again lurched the world closer to apocalypse, by attending a New York Fashion Week party sporting pill-covered glasses, marijuana-leaf earrings and ice-cream nipple tassles

Our world leaders appear utterly powerless in the face of Cyrus's reign of terror. It's time to start stockpiling tins of food and hurrying your loved ones into the bunker, because God help us all if Miley's next shocking move is one of the following...

[subheader:list:1]Antagonise A Cat[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:2]Give Justin Bieber A Wedgie[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:3]Do A Fake Tattoo In Biro[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:4]Flob A Spitball At Katy Perry[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:5]Pull A Moonie On The Bus[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:6]Do A Graffiti[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:7]Purchase An Offensive T-Shirt[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:8]Sellotape A 'Kick Me' Sign Onto Harry Styles' Back[/subheader]

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[subheader:list:9]Send Barack Obama An Antagonistic Tweet[/subheader]