The quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash, mountain town of South Park, Colorado is a very strange one indeed.
It's been through all manner of madnesses over the past 17 years. From murderous ginger cults to chilli-infused cannibalism, we never asked for an explanation. We were fine just laughing away at the insanity.
But we just weren't thinking hard enough, because across the internet passionate fans have come up with some pretty convincing theories that could lend some reason to the snow-capped crazy town.
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