9-Year-Old Girl Cries When Told She's Going To Meet Donald Trump

But for all the wrong reasons.

If you've been on the internet for more than a day, you'll be aware that there's an amazing genre of videos in which children burst into tears upon hearing the news they're going to Disneyland. These are our crack. We watch Lily's Disneyland Surprise as part of our morning ritual, just so we can go slog through another day knowing deep down that there's goodness in the world.

That goodness has gone.

A 9-year-old girl has been filmed crying because she's going to meet Donald Trump - but the tears aren't ones of abject horror and dismay, no, no, no. The little girl is happy. 

Far be it from us to tell children what to love, but children: DON'T LOVE ORANGE FACED FLOPPY HAIRED WRINKLY RACISTS (unless it's your gran after her trip to Spain). 

The little girl, Ava Lovley, allegedly isn't that into politics but just loves Trump himself (????). Her mother Kim said: "She said she loved his hair and that he speaks his mind."

Sure, Kim. Sure. A nine-year-old independently decided that she hates political correctness, immigrants, and gun control, to the point where she literally screams "I LOVE YOU TRUMP" through her tears. Uh-huh. Sure.