A 5-Year-Old Child Has Demanded A Haircut Like Mr Burns'

Exce- oh no, oh God no.

Five year old children are always demanding things, aren't they? Chubba Chups. Hot Wheels. Haircuts that make them look like cartoon oligarchs. You know, always screaming and crying. 

Oh, you want to hear that last one again, sorry? Of course. Haircuts that make them look like cartoon oligarchs. You know, the usual.

Or at least it is "the usual" for Morgan Wrightson, a schoolboy from Bradford, whose new haircut looks like this:

Morgan's inspiration wasn't Mr Burns straight up, but he actually demanded to look like a  35-year-old family friend, Trevor. Which, y'know, weird. Less good of a headline. But still really weird. 

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