A 22-Step Friends Guide To Achieving The Greatest Weekend Possible

Step one: never go outside.

Weekends are a precious, precious commodity.

48 uninterrupted hours of pure fun time. Unless you're working. Or you're busy. 

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Well, luckily, we've put together a 22-step guide to help you make the most of your free time with Friends...

Okay, so it's the weekend. WOoOoOoOh! Yeeeeaaaaah!

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There's not much you can't do on the weekend. Don't twerk in front of a baby, but apart from that you're golden.

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First of all: look at all this FREE TIME you have ahead of you. Bask in it. 

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Haters will set out to kill your vibe - like the housemate who wants you to shorten your shower to save money. 

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Others will actually ask you to do something with your weekend - like visit a museum or volunteer for a noble cause.

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But you've already planned on hiding under your duvet and eating endless bags of Chipsticks. So what will you reply?

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Look at all of the laundry you need to do! Avoid it by wearing all of your dirty clothes at once.

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But gasp! Someone's eaten your Muller Corner. It might have actually been you who did it, but now is the time for anger and blame.

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Rectify the situation by trying to guilt trip your flatmate into cooking you a fry up.

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And swear revenge when he says no.

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Immediately steal all of the food from their side of the fridge.

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Sit by the window and watch sad people walk in the rain. Feel immense joy.

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Pick up a good book. 

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Give up after a few pages. Dress up like a cheerleader because it's the weekend WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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Realise that there was definitely something you needed to do this weekend.

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And get it done in the quickest, most efficient way possible.

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Or ditch it as soon as it becomes mildly inconvenient. Up to you.

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Oh gee! You've just got a text from that human that you fancy. They've invited you round, and it sounds like they want to get freaky. Thing is, you've just ordered a Dominos.

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Think it over. Take all the time you need.

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You chose food, didn't you?

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Delivery guy brings too many garlic & herb dips. Decision validated.

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Pizza? Check. Duvet? Check. Lack of any human interaction? Check. Congratulations, you just won your weekend.

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