A Man Just Wanted To Move His Cabbage In Peace But Became An Internet Phenomenon

Even the police are after him.

Some people love vegetables. It's kind of their thing.

But some people REALLY love vegetables. They just can't get enough. Even when enough is TOO DAMN MUCH.

This is one such man. And this is his story.

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