A Woman Is Hilariously Reviewing All Her Dates On Yelp

And Yelp aren't impressed.

What do you do when you want to complain about a bad date? Talk to your pals, probably, or if you're particularly heartless, to the date themselves (fuck you, Sammy). But Natalie Walker, a 25-year-old New Yorker, has an all new solution: leave reviews on Yelp.

Not reviews of the date's location, no, no, no, no, but reviews of the dates themselves. Alas, Yelp have now suspended her account, but here are some of the hilarious reviews she managed to leave beforehand. 

This touching tale with a dramatic finale:


Latest Yelp date review

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This flawless logic:


Final Yelp date review of the day

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This quad of life goals:


I am leaving Yelp reviews for every place I have ever gone on a date but just reviewing the date

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To see more of Natalie's reviews, follow her on Instagram.

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