Amy Schumer Just Outed Her Own Secret Wedding And Oh My God

“All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.”

One of our favourite, #fartoorelatable quotes from badass Amy Schumer is THIS gem:

So you can imagine our surprise when the comedian-turned-movie star posted a bunch of MAGICAL WEDDING PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM. 

Not another pithy joke or all-too-real message about gun control - but GLORIOUS PHOTOS OF HER OWN, VERY REAL, YES-THIS-HAPPENED, WEDDING.


Schumes married her partner Chris Fischer (a chef - seriously, this woman is doing life right). 

In true Amy style, she shared a note that said: "No, I'm not pregnant. And no gifts but thank you for asking. Instead please consider a donation to Everytown for gun safety."

Congratulations, guys. We wish you a lifetime of happiness (even if we're more alone than ever out here. If you need us we'll be in the bar with one of those giant wine glasses). 

Single Life As Told By Amy Schumer: