You there. You're a worthless, useless, horrible little thing who is single-handedly ruining the future of the human race. Why? Because you can't even eat a Toblerone right, let alone do anything else properly.
What we're trying to say is: WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A WOMAN TEACHING US ALL HOW TO EAT TOBLERONE AND GET EDUCATED.
Ain't that nice? You break it inwards, not outwards. Hasn't your life changed forever? Isn't the sun shining a little brighter today?
No? Okay. Whatever.