Are these the bitchiest photos on Instagram?

Yes.

London fashion week’s hurtling towards us faster than a stiletto at a donut-offering assistant, and with that in mind, we pay homage to the queen bee of Instagram (and, as it happens, Made in Chelsea).

Victoria Baker Harber, Mark Francis’s twig-like sidekick, offers up enough bitchiness to rival Naomi Campbell & RuPaul in a walkoff.

Don’t offer her fish & chips, don’t jog down the Kings Road, and don’t you dare be a fat turkey.

[subheader:list:1]Spot the difference?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:2]My instincts tell me...[/subheader]

[subheader:list:3]Rise and Shine[/subheader]

[subheader:list:4]Do Not Disturb[/subheader]

[subheader:list:5]Says it all[/subheader]

[subheader:list:6]Also...[/subheader]

[subheader:list:7]Gillette[/subheader]

[subheader:list:8]You've been warned[/subheader]

[subheader:list:9]#glitterati[/subheader]

[subheader:list:10]#Betterlatethanugly[/subheader]

[subheader:list:10]You can't sit with us[/subheader]