Patriarchy, pollution and animal poaching.... it's a barrel of laughs this 2017 thing. Talented artist Tom Ward decided to see how Disney characters would fare and we hate to say, it's Crappily Ever After indeed...
Artist Imagines Depressing 2017 Disney Princesses In 2017Check out their crappily ever after.
1 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookWe often imagine what might've happened to Disney princesses post Happily Ever After - but let's get real, in 2017, it's more likely a Crappily Ever After. Patriarchy, pollution and poaching would threaten everyone we hold dear, says artist Tom Ward...
2 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookHere's Jasmine, doing what millions of wives STILL do on a daily basis because gender equality does not yeet exist no matter what that fuckboi on Tinder keeps telling you.
3 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookHere's Balloo, forced to fight other bears for the entertainment of greedy and/or stupid humans, his breed on the brink of extinction.
4 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookLe Fou is doing OK, thank god, because this gallery was already getting too depressing tbqhwy.
5 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookI mean, this is cringeworthy, sure, but you can't deny that's practical.
6 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookEven Alice wouldn't be free from unrealistic beauty standards.
7 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookJFC as if Dumbo wasn't sad enough already.
8 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookIt's true, it's all true, and honestly w want to cry right now.
9 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookFUCK THE TORIES THOUGH SERIOUSLY
10 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookI mean, letting strange men into your bedroom through the window in the dead of night is probably something you shouldn't think about until you're at *least* 18...
11 of 11Tom Ward via FacebookThe Sword In The... What WTF I Just Got 84 Likes On My Profile Picture That's A New Record
WHAT HAPPENED TO DISNEY PRINCESSES PARENTS:
What The Hell Happened To Disney Princess' Parents, Anyway?These hilarious cartoons explain a LOT.
1 of 5Amy Kim/College Humour via Awesomeinventions.comDo you ever find yourself wandering down the street, thinking: What DID happen to Ariel's fiercely patriarchal mermaid father? Artist Amy Kim drew the destiny of Disney dads (and mums) from your childhood - and the results are hilarious.
2 of 5Amy Kim/College Humour via Awesomeinventions.comYOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR MOTHER, POCAHONTAS.
3 of 5Amy Kim/College Humour via Awesomeinventions.comShe ain't wrong. What IS it with Disney films and dicking over their (female) protagonists?
4 of 5Amy Kim/College Humour via Awesomeinventions.comHmmmmmmmmm nope she'd go on to sell her voice in exchange for a pair of legs to help her woo a man she didn't know, but never mind, all worked out in the end, eh?
5 of 5Amy Kim/College Humour via Awesomeinventions.comLet's end on a nice, positive message, shall we? Oh.
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