Bad fairground art is our favourite art

Nothing makes us want to get on the dodgems more than a vaguely recognisable painting of a popular fictional character

"Harry? What's that coming out of your arse?"

"I know, we'll paint Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn from 'Bird On A Wire'. That will excite the kids"

"Charlie... I'm up here"

"Marty, where we're going, we don't need recognisable likenesses"

"Beverley Hills 9021... oh"

"You remember, it's from that episode where Homer and Mr Burns had sado-masochistic sex"