Maryland teen Cachet Raynor just wanted to be beautiful. She just wanted to be blackhead free.
So she purchased a DIY face mask off the internet.com (a Pilaten Suction Black Mask, to be precise) and set to it.
Following the directions, she left the charcoal mask on for one hour. She waited. And waited some more. Maybe a bit too long, actually. BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED:
I WILL NEVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN pic.twitter.com/6hFIrFfGed— Cachet (@Cachet___) September 6, 2016
Key moments in her review of the item include:
"OoooooohALLLARGHH! My lips... oooooooooh shit. WHAT THE FUCK?! Oh shiiit oh my Goooooooddddd. HOOO-LEEEE-SHIT."
"Ohhhhh my fucking God. WoooAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! God DAMN!
"God damn, my face burning".
*very loud scream"
"... my skin's soft".
"I ain't ever doing that again. Shit hurt".
Sure, it was the worst experience of her life, but her face *does* look smoother than a baby's butt. And for 85,000 retweets? Sign us up.