Believe It Or Not, This 24-Carat Gold Dildo Isn’t The Weirdest Thing About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Sex Life

There's an Iron Man pun in here somewhere...

Gwyneth Paltrow has come over all TMI on the internet’s ass this week. 

In a special, and to be honest not-so sexy, sex issue of her wholesome newsletter for hippy-types, Goop, the actress explored tantric techniques, talked about her favourite app for pelvic floor training and revealed her favourite sex toys. 

And it turns out that fulfilling Gwynnie’s fantasies doesn’t (*ahem*) come easy… or cheaply. 

Among her favourite “beautiful works of interactive art” (seriously) are the dirty card game Weapons Of Mass Seduction (oh, yeah, we get it - LOL), a discreet necklace that doubles as nipple clamps, and a 24-carat gold dildo.

Yep. 

You read that right. 

A 24-carat gold dildo. 

The vibrating sex toy measures just under seven inches long and one inch thick, and will set you back the princely sum of £10,000.00. 

TEN THOUSAND POUNDS? FOR A DILDO? IS SHE CRAZY?

Believe it or not, the whole thing gets weirder.

Among Gwyneth’s other recommendations are an all-natural, organic lube made from… wait for it… YAMS. 

Yep. Yams. 

A versatile vegetable for sure, but not one most people would necessarily consider a viable option for adventurous bedroom activities. Unless, of course, we’re talking about post-sexytime snackage, which is always important. 

Good on Gwynnie for serving up some clean living alternatives to the usual options from Ann Summers and all that, but basically we’ll never be able to think about Thanksgiving dinner in the same way again…

*Shudders*

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