Best of #5WordDealBreakers Tweets

It takes just five words to irreparably destroy your life and everything around it. Here are the best of the #5WordDealBreakers tweets.

Let's talk about Fight Club. #5worddealbreakers @midnight

— Angry Duck (@DaveHaase1) March 11, 2015

#5WordDealBreakers Breaking Bad wasn't even good.

— Maya Madolyn (@mayamadolyn) March 11, 2015

I put milk before cereal #5WordDealBreakers

— Tina Matar (@tignar) March 11, 2015

You smell just like mother #5WordDealBreakers

— Hayla (@thisiscrazyppl) March 11, 2015

You looked better on Tinder #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— HashtagSquatch (@OfficeSquatch) March 11, 2015

Wow... are you still talking? #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— Demi Newell (@DemiNewell) March 11, 2015

You don't believe in tipping? #5WordDealBreakers @midnight pic.twitter.com/64Jdd3Wto3

— Demi Newell (@DemiNewell) March 11, 2015

#5WordDealBreakers I live with my parents.

— Malav Karkar (@MalavKarkar) March 11, 2015

Nickelback is a great band. #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) March 11, 2015

What color is The Dress? #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— Shauna Richardson (@MsShaunaRae) March 11, 2015

Doctor said it's not contagious. #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— Jennifer Euston (@jeneuston) March 11, 2015

You'll do, until I'm famous. #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) March 11, 2015

You're technically an accomplice now #5WordDealBreakers @midnight

— Lisa Taylor (@mseric) March 11, 2015

#5WordDealBreakers I sweat when I eat @midnight (I actually had a guy say that to me on a first date)

— Michele Mahone (@Mmahone) March 11, 2015

@midnight #5WordDealBreakers When you get no retweets pic.twitter.com/LNdZgfXJyO

— STAYCHUNKYDJ (@Staychunkydj) March 11, 2015

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