Not what you expect to see when you head over to Pornhub, ready to relieve the stresses of the past week. But that's what's currently there, lads!
We're joking, thankfully. He's clothed - but he's totally there. Yep, there's a 'porn' video starring the pro-Brexit politician - and it's got the best name ever.
Pornhub
The clip features the Conservative MP speaking at the Vote Leave’s victory conference on Friday morning, after 17.4million 'Leave' votes were cast against 16.1million 'Remain'.
And in a marketing masterstroke, the porn site posted this beautifully simple tweet:
Hey Britain, if you want to fuck yourself, use Pornhub next time. #BrexitVote
Brandter as it should be done - we take our hate (and everything else, quite frankly) to you, Pornhub.
Related: 22 Hilarious Brexit Reactions
22 Hilarious Brexit Reactions
Because in the face of adversity, Great Britain ALWAYS finds the funny.
1 of 22Twitter / TumblrIn the face of adversity, Great Britain ALWAYS finds the funny. And in the face of Brexit, Britain has outdone itself. Particularly this clever cameraman.
2 of 22Twitter / TumblrAnd this person who turned our childhood into a meme.
3 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis heartbroken cat lover.
4 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis person who made us wish politicians put it so simply.
5 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis interpreter of complex issues for a modern audience.
6 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis hopeful geek.
7 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis dude.
8 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis Sherlock fan.
9 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis guy who's waiting for the apocalypse to come.
10 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis literary genius.
11 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis comedy genius.
12 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis person who tells it like it is.
13 of 22Twitter / TumblrSpeaking of which.
14 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis would just be brilliant, wouldn't it?
15 of 22Twitter / TumblrIf only, Great Britain. If ONLY.
16 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis person who's judging the rest of the world on Calais, the car park of France.
17 of 22Twitter / TumblrAnd this person who never even bothered with that.
18 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis guy who's overly suspicious of youths.
19 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis person who's more bothered about style than substance.
20 of 22Twitter / TumblrAnd this Brexiter who didn't think about his poor pooch.
21 of 22Twitter / TumblrThis landlord who's just trying to make the best of Brexit.
22 of 22Twitter / TumblrAnd this Kanye wannabe, who's got a point, tbh.