Business Experts Rush To Defend Grant Shapps

Conservative party chairman Grant Shapps is in a bit of hot water after being exposed as a bit of a bullshit artist, running a business under the assumed name Michael Green while working as an MP. While a lot of people have been attacking him for it, these people came forward to defend him.

[subheader]"I believe every word he says," says internet millionaire Shant Grapps.[/subheader]

[subheader]"He seems perfectly honest to me," says nocturnal vigilante Wayne Bruce.[/subheader]

[subheader]"I'm definitely not him but also I'm not lying, I mean he isn't lying because he's not me," says enormous baby Toboggan Clockhead.[/subheader]

[subheader]"As a horse I'm really good at spotting liars and he deffo isn't one," adds equine athlete Horsey The Wonder Horse.[/subheader]

[subheader]"I'm not him, and I'm not lying and neither is he because I'm definitely not him slash me, and can everyone just leave me alone?" says flamboyant philanthropist Fistz O'Plenty.[/subheader]

[subheader]"Labour just hate business!" says virtual rock star Catapultina Jehosephunk.[/subheader]