Cards Against Muggles: The Brutal Harry Potter Game

Never mind mischief, this is Saturday night, managed.

By now, you'll have heard of 'Cards Against Humanity', the out-and-out vulgar card game where you create hilariously rude sentences.

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'Daniel Radcliffe's delicious ***hole' was one of the funniest lines in the box, but that clearly wasn't enough for some Potter fans.

Cards Against Muggles via Facebook

'Cards Against Muggles' is a new game inspired by J.K. Rowling's wizarding world - and it's amazing.

Made by fans, for fans, the creators aren't selling the game at this time...

Cards Against Muggles via Facebook

But you can pop yourself on a waiting list to be first in line when they do.

Cards include brilliant phrases like: "Losing the House Cup because Harry and his friends went on another f***ing adventure" or "the Basilisk in my pants" and they're just all sorts of magical.

Never mind mischief, this is Saturday night, sorted.

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