Every damn day is the same. Drive to work, pick up George Clooney, stop off for Julia Roberts, sing over Gwen Stefani as she tries to tell you about her new album, rock up to the studio, have a rap battle with David Schwimmer, get lunch, ring your mate Harry Styles for a chat, then head back to the studio to get naked with the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
So boring. So tired. So... James Corden.
We hate you, James Corden. We hate you with every fibre of our pathetic little desk-bound beings. Because the more of your hilarious videos with A-listers we watch, the more we hate our bang-average existences. AND YET WE CANNOT STOP. His latest Youtube vid shows him taking all his clothes off with Anthony Kiedis and co., because he is intent on ruining our lives.
Check out the RHCP video below:
Then wallow in self-pity with us, won't you, as we take a look at James' most gloriously surreal, outrageous (and rage-inducing. FFS STOP SINGING OVER ADELE) Carpool Karaoke moments. Enjoy (then cry. A lot).